Showing posts with label novelty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label novelty. Show all posts

Belgian Chocolate Bumholes. That's Right... Edible Anus.




Founded in 2004, they're not new, but they've been making the rounds on the web, so I'll follow suit and jump on the butthole bandwagon.




Rings of succulent chocolate lovingly cast and crafted from the delectable posterior of a stunning butt model for the British company, originally named Bisous and now simply Edible Anus, who hand-makes the dark, milk and white chocolate sphincters of preservative-free Belgian chocolate.



On their facebook page they describe their mission as follows:
"For us, making chocolate is an art, which is why we only produce traditional hand made chocolate of the highest standard. We also believe the anus range can dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class, and sexual orientation. So join the uprising, spread the joy, and let's teach the world to LOVE THE ANUS."



This luxury chocolate is unique and manufactured entirely in the UK without any preservatives.



Not only do they sell chocolate bumholes, but for those who wish for something a little more permanent, they sell a cast silver anus (shown above) and are coming out with a lighted limited edition crystal anus (shown below).



Once carried by London's Little Shop of Horrors and upscale erotic boutique Coco de Mer, the chocolates are now sold only through their website.



Edible Anus


Zombie Easter Bunny and Zombie Bunny Lollipops.




Think Geek's Chocolate Zombie Bunny and Zombie Bunny Lollipops are sure to be a favorite amongst flesh-eating zombie-loving adults and children this coming Easter Holiday. What better way to celebrate the Lord's rising from the dead than to indulge in Undead Bunnies?



Chocolate Zombie Bunny



The Zombie Bunny is made from 8 ounces of solid white chocolate.
$15.99
Buy it here


Zombie Bunny Lollipops



The Zombie Bunny lollipops, which come in a set of four, have variations in the zombie bunny blood spatter color, as they are all hand poured.

• Set of four lollipops for you to eat or share (each is individually wrapped to help with sharing).
• Each pop looks like a zombie bunny, but tastes like cotton candy.
• Net Wt: approx. 4oz.
• Dimensions: approx. 2.125" x 3.5" x 0.25" (just the edible part).

$9.99
Buy them here


Light The Way For The 49ers With This Candlestick Park Prayer Candle




The San Francisco Heritage Preservation Society cordially invites you to partake in its inaugural celebratory offering. Upper Playground and Botanica Yoruba present for the first time in 49er franchise history, the Candlestick Park Prayer Candle.




The candle commemorates one of the oldest and most notorious stadiums in NFL history and the home to 5 Super Bowl rings and counting.


above: Candlestick Park

Kick off each game with the ultimate omen. Light the candle and summon 49er greatness. Santa Clara, Shmanta Clara, the history and tradition will forever burn at Candlestick. 49er football is a ritual and Candlestick is a tradition.




The candle includes a special prayer on the back in English/ Spanish courtesy of Botanica Yoruba, the oldest most historic botanica in town:


Botanica Yoruba specializes in prayer candles, magic soap, ointments and other spiritual effects to help bring guidance and peace to your life. All are welcome, no matter your affiliation, denomination, ailment, or woe. Since 1978, it has been a staple in the Mission District and the home for city dwellers spiritual accoutrements.

Botanica Yoruba is located at 3423 19th Street in San Francisco's Mission District.

$12 Buy the Candlestick Park Prayer Candle here

Hey Girl Goes Hardcover. Ryan Gosling Memes Get Bound In A New Book.




If the words "Hey Girl" don't mean anything to you, you're either not a fan of The Gos (which cannot be possible), or you must be one of the few people who never visited the blog of Danielle Henderson.




What started as a silly way for blogger Danielle Henderson and her classmates to keep track of the feminist theorists they were studying in class quickly turned into an overnight sensation. Since its launch in October 2011, the Feminist Ryan Gosling blog has close to 30,000 followers and more than 3 million page views per month.




In this hilarious book, Feminist Ryan Gosling: Feminist Theory (as Imagined) from Your Favorite Sensitive Movie Dude, based on the wildly popular blog, the author pairs swoon-worthy photos of the steamy actor with sensitive feminist theories and plenty of sweet talk. Included are 120 full-color photos and captions throughout, with some of the best entries from the blog along with 70 to 80 percent brand-new material for the book.

Due out in August, you can pre-order the book from Amazon here

Hardcover: 128 pages
Publisher: Running Press (August 14, 2012)
Language: English

The Perfect Gift For Those Who Don't Give A Flying F*ck. An Expletive Remote Control Helicopter.




How many times have you had to listen to someone drone on and on about something in which you have no interest? Now you can show them you don't give a Flying Fuck with his hilarious Remote Controlled Flying F*ck Helicopter. Made from soft-foam, it's controlled by a two-channel helicopter style flight system.



The actual RC Helicopter does not have a pixelated or blurred letter:



Product Features:
• R/C Helicopter looks like a giant flying F*CK
• Two channel control means the copter always move forward slowly. You control the hover and right and left turns.
• Dual counter-rotating blades give incredible hovering and stability
• Helicopter Charges from Remote
• 7 Minute fly time, 10 minute charge time
• Requires 6 AA batteries, not included

video of the RC Helicopter in action:

Via HiConsumption via Materialicious



Also available at novelty stores like gadgets and gear, Think Geek and Spencers Online

"I'm With Stupid" - Inspired Fashion Collection for Women by Designer Antoine Peters.





Fashion designer Antoine Peters has created a line of fashions for women based on the classic 'I'm With Stupid' novelty t-shirt. Gowns, pants, blouses, coats, sweaters, jackets, even boots and purses, take the concept and turn it into an irreverent but fashionable take on the sophomoric saying and image.




Adding even more humor to the tongue-in-cheek line are the "peace sign" fingers headgear the models sported as they walked down the runway, emulating the juvenile gesture many make in photographs.

















Peters describes the concept for the collection as follows:
"I'm With Stupid" is a humorous insult which is best known printed on novelty T-shirts, expressing that a person in the direction of an arrow is 'stupid'. Together with the lack of self-mockery this inspired a collection full off 'plays with directions' in fabric-draping, pattern-cutting, print-design and fast (negative) judgements.


above: some examples of Classic "I'm With Stupid" T-shirts

The airyness of concept, and literally in the clothes itself, is emphasized by arrows which are visible in print-design and styling. However, these arrows are also a substantial part of the construction, silhouettes and details within the clothes, which isn't visible (at first sight).

Video of the runway show:



all images courtesy of the designer

Antoine Peters