Use The Force In An Entirely Different Way. Star Wars Sex Toys.

The designs were created in a galaxy far, far away by Hungarian artist Balázs Sármai, who gained intergalactic attention this past August with a similar creation (shown below), in which sex toys were re-imagined as characters from the Hollywood blockbuster “The Avengers.”



His newest collection of imagined vibrators are based on LELO products.

Lord Vader Force Powered Vibrator:


R2D2 Personal Massager:


Stormtrooper Couples Massager:


C-3PO G Spot Vibrator:


These conceptual designs were based on LELO products. If you are interested you can check them out:

Lord Vader is a LELO SMART WAND
C-3PO is a LELO GIGI 2
R2-D2 is a LELO ALIA
and the Stormtrooper is a LELO IDA

Designer and artist Balázs Sármai:

Thanks to both LELO and Balázs Sármai for the info and images.

Mammaries To Build Your Muscles. Introducing Breast-Shaped Kettlebells.

You might have seen an image of these floating around the web and asked yourself if they were real. While not real breasts, they are a real product. The 306 Communication Agency in the Ukraine has designed and begun marketing cast iron dumbbells in the shape of a pair of breasts.



The kettlebells, which are said to soon be available in sporting goods retail stores (albeit I have no idea which countries), are available in three different weights:16kg, 24kg and 32kg and three different finishes.





The Kiev-based advertising, branding and design agency says "they were designed to increase male interest in sports."

Initially designed to have the female names Lolita, Monica and Pamela, it appears they are now merely calling them S (small), M (medium) and L (large).


above: a piece of direct mail touting the new product shows them in three different finishes (a matte black, high gloss silver and high gloss gold).

above: A manufactured prototype of the kettlebell (size m) for the castings made of natural iron.

Note: Ads of The World and Coloribus referred to the product as Bob-boobs, when showcasing the direct mail piece. But I did not found them named as that on the company website.


Credits:
Advertising Agency: 306 Creative Communication Agency, Kiev, Ukraine
Creative Director: Stas Boyko
Art Director: Andrey Chernenko
3D: Yaroslav Litovchenko
Released: August 2013

Belgian Chocolate Bumholes. That's Right... Edible Anus.

Founded in 2004, they're not new, but they've been making the rounds on the web, so I'll follow suit and jump on the butthole bandwagon.




Rings of succulent chocolate lovingly cast and crafted from the delectable posterior of a stunning butt model for the British company, originally named Bisous and now simply Edible Anus, who hand-makes the dark, milk and white chocolate sphincters of preservative-free Belgian chocolate.



On their facebook page they describe their mission as follows:
"For us, making chocolate is an art, which is why we only produce traditional hand made chocolate of the highest standard. We also believe the anus range can dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class, and sexual orientation. So join the uprising, spread the joy, and let's teach the world to LOVE THE ANUS."



This luxury chocolate is unique and manufactured entirely in the UK without any preservatives.



Not only do they sell chocolate bumholes, but for those who wish for something a little more permanent, they sell a cast silver anus (shown above) and are coming out with a lighted limited edition crystal anus (shown below).



Once carried by London's Little Shop of Horrors and upscale erotic boutique Coco de Mer, the chocolates are now sold only through their website.



Edible Anus

Designer Chess Set Stimulates The Body As Well As The Mind With Sex Toys As Pieces.

Design and product consultants Aruliden teamed up with intimate luxury brand Kiki De Montparnasse to create a line of high-end private label sex toys. One of which is this $7,000 chess set whose pieces are fully functioning sex toys, making it the perfect game for the cerebral, sensual and wealthy.



When not in use, the 32 sex toys - which range from vibrators to butt plugs - fit in the concealed drawers beneath the game board. One set of 16 are matte black, the others are glossy black to differentiate between the two players - or partners:




Each of the 32 pieces, or sex toys, is made of medical-grade silicone and ABS with real gold detailing:


The other erotic toys in the collaborative line are the following various shaped vibrators, also made with gold detailing and black silicone:



all images courtesy of Aruliden.

Kiki de Montparnasse

Perverse Plush Toys: Meet Sanchez & Friends

Sanchez & Friends is a new collection of perverse plush toys and accessories recently launched by Andy Tider of Brooklyn, NY and the first four products in the line are now available for purchase, just in time to make for fun shocking stocking stuffers.

If you don't know the meanings of the names of the following products, I suggest you google them or look up their definitions on urbandictionary.com. Because as hip as this blog is, it's not as crass as the terms after which these hilarious miniature stuffed toys are named and therefore will not expound upon them to protect the innocent.



Sanchez & Friends are four small felted plush toys named after deviant sexual acts; The Dirty Sanchez, The Golden Shower, The Donkey Punch and The Cleveland Steamer.

The Dirty Sanchez




The Golden Shower:




The Donkey Punch:




The Cleveland Steamer:





At only $10 each, they make great stocking stuffers for your friends- but only those with a sick sense of humor and an open mind. Let's just hope they don't come out with an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Buy Sanchez & friends here.

Designer Condoms. The Fashionable Prophylactic From Proper Attire.

If you've yet to hear of Proper Attire, the fashionable prophylactic, it won't be long now. Especially with the latest news, via MTV news, that Lady Gaga will soon be joining Jeremy Scott in hyping the designer's collection for the brand.



With twelve glamorous collections, many by fashion designers and all shown below, Proper Attire condoms are a safe yet fun way to protect yourself and your partner and do it with style.

Take a look at the collections:

by Jeremy Scott, Attire Sheer (ultra thin), Dots (studded) and Ribbed (ribbed) and Jeremy himself:


Keith Haring, Sheer (ultra thin):

by Alexander Wang Assorted (extra large, ultra thin and studded):

by Opening Ceremony (regular):

by Yigal Azrouël, Sheer (ultra thin) and Brian Reyes, Sheer (ultra thin):


And, of course.. Basic (regular); Color (colored); Dots (studded); XL (extra large);


Their print ad campaign:



The site also has a large collection of t-shirts by American Apparel.


Not only are you protecting your health by buying Proper attire condoms, you are also supporting a great cause. Proceeds from the sale of Proper Attire condoms will benefit Planned Parenthood Federation of America.

Reliable and effective, Proper Attire condoms not only are FDA-tested, but they undergo rigorous quality assurance testing by the manufacturer as well as by independent laboratories
Buy them here.


all images shown courtesy of Proper Attire and Opening Ceremony