London's rarely-reliable Sun tabloid started the rumor when it hypothesized that the huge party being thrown at their French chateau isn't the 50th anniversary party for Brad's parents Brad and Angie want us to believe it is. Oh, no. It's really their wedding that close friends and family are flying in for!
Especially because one of the guests, the Sun informs us, is the jeweler who made Angelina's engagement ring. Well okay then. I'm convinced.
But if Brad and Angie will truly be making THE BIG MISTAKE this weekend, it won't be legal. The international news agency, Reuters, spoke with the deputy culture secretary of a nearby village and he says that, quote, "Under French law couples have to get married at the town hall. Unlike with a religious wedding, there's no way a couple can hold a civil ceremony at their own home." Waa-waa-waa-waa.
That's what the "National Enquirer" says she's doing with New Zealand actor MARTIN HENDERSON.
Their source tells them that, quote, "The whole thing is a setup on Demi's part. She's hanging out with Martin in a desperate bid to make it seem as if she's moved on from Ashton and got a new man for herself. But she hasn't." Sad face. I just want her to be happy, gaaaaaahhh!
WHAT'S UP WITH JOHN TRAVOLTA'S HAIR???: JOHN TRAVOLTA has been laying low the last couple of months after numerous masseurs came forward alleging that over the years he'd made inappropriate sexual advances towards them.
Well, John finally came out of hiding yesterday and hit up the Hollywood Foreign Press Association's 2012 Installation Luncheon in Beverly Hills. And if he was attempting to distract from the drama, he managed that rather well with the haircut he was rocking.
Not only is it extremely short and a seemingly unnatural jet-black color, but I have to agree with London's Daily Mail, which described it as "reminiscent of a helmet." Check it, yo. We Report, You Decide!
BRITNEY SPEARS SHOWS US HER TWEETS: BRITNEY SPEARS took a break from her 'X-Factor' judging gig to Tweet out a behind-the-scenes photo from her recent Elizabeth Arden photo shoot yesterday ...
Why does The Bangle's 'Walk Like an Egyptian' suddenly pop into my head?
BABY POOP: Former 'Las Vegas' superstar MOLLY SIMS hit up her website to share the first pictures of her newborn son, Brooks Alan Stuber. Adorbs!
IS HOUSEWIVES TERESA GIUDICE'S HUSBAND CHEATING ON HER???: Is Joe Giudice cheating on his wife TERESA, or is it just creative editing?
In an upcoming episode of 'Real Housewives of New Jersey', Joe is seen excusing himself from the table to take a “work” call, which turns out to be from a woman. “Joe disappears away from the cameras but doesn’t realize that he still has a microphone on when a lady, not his wife, is heard saying ‘Hi baby,’” a source tells The Huffington Post.
Teresa starts fuming when he’s been gone too long and goes after him, at which point, the insider claims, “Joe can be clearly heard saying 'Here comes my b**** wife. She’s such a c***,’” adding, “I’m gonna hang up … I’ll talk to you, like, whenever.”
When confronted about the call, Joe tells Teresa he was simply talking to a “worker” who couldn’t speak English. The episode is due to air Sunday, August 19th.
QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "I like to make my husband like me more ... and he likes it when I'm wearing makeup."
-- GWEN STEFANI in a Harper's Bazaare interview on why she's always wearing makeup, even when she's just chillin' at home.
WATCH: Check out Gwen in a behind-the-scenes video from her Harper's Bazaar cover shoot below...
CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS FOR AUGUST 10 – ANTONIO BANDERAS, ANGIE HARMON AND MORE
