RELATIONSHIP REPORT - NEW COUPLE ALERT!!!: This just in ... JOSH HARTNETT and AMANDA SEYFRIED are apparently Hollywood's newest power couple.

'Us Weekly' is breathlessly reporting that Amanda and Josh were spotted out together in LA this past weekend, and according to their source, Amanda,quote, "sat in Josh's lap with her arm around him, and took his knit hat, placing it on her head as she looked at him." Oh, yeah, they are sooooo doing it.

COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP - BABY POOP: REESE WITHERSPOON may or may not be pregnant with her third child.

We won't know for sure, though, until she starts showing, because according to the blabbermouth who tipped off the not-always reliable 'Us Weekly',"[She's] not planning to announce it." The tab adds that Reese is "about 12 weeks along."

SNAPSHOT: BEYONCÉ in New York on Monday, looking like she didn't just pop out a kid 10 weeks ago. God bless personal trainers and Spanx!

QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo ha...Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant." -- JESSICA SIMPSON, discussing her seemingly endless pregnancy on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" Monday.

Jessica, by the way, is still about four weeks away from expunging what by all indications could be biggest baby ever delivered.

LOL: Photoshop. One can use it for good or evil. I'll let you decided which category this Photoshopped picture of a bearded KIM KARDASHIAN falls under ...

CELEBRITY UP-CLOSE: Ever wanted to get up-close to your favorite celebrity? I mean really up close. Close enough to see their pores? A tumblr blog which does just that might make you regret it (Click on the pics to enlarge) ...