Showing posts with label erotic gifts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label erotic gifts. Show all posts

Belgian Chocolate Bumholes. That's Right... Edible Anus.




Founded in 2004, they're not new, but they've been making the rounds on the web, so I'll follow suit and jump on the butthole bandwagon.




Rings of succulent chocolate lovingly cast and crafted from the delectable posterior of a stunning butt model for the British company, originally named Bisous and now simply Edible Anus, who hand-makes the dark, milk and white chocolate sphincters of preservative-free Belgian chocolate.



On their facebook page they describe their mission as follows:
"For us, making chocolate is an art, which is why we only produce traditional hand made chocolate of the highest standard. We also believe the anus range can dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class, and sexual orientation. So join the uprising, spread the joy, and let's teach the world to LOVE THE ANUS."



This luxury chocolate is unique and manufactured entirely in the UK without any preservatives.



Not only do they sell chocolate bumholes, but for those who wish for something a little more permanent, they sell a cast silver anus (shown above) and are coming out with a lighted limited edition crystal anus (shown below).



Once carried by London's Little Shop of Horrors and upscale erotic boutique Coco de Mer, the chocolates are now sold only through their website.



Edible Anus


Kama Sutra Cookies, Cookie Cutters and Lovesick Recipes




These gingerbread cookies are probably not what your grandmother made for the holiday season, unless you've got a very liberal granny. Designed by Swedish company Pipparkakan, the Kama Sutra cookie cutters were actually made way back in 2007 and were featured on Gizmodo, and lots of other gadget and nerd sites. But I never saw a finished product until Taxi posted the pic shown above.



Whereas a few years ago, they were carried in many online stores, now they are nerly impossible to find, but you can order them from Pipparkakan directly.



The cutters come in 2 different boxes with 4 different cutters in each, which means that if you order both boxes you will have 8 different shapes.

One box including tax and shipping within Europe costs 325 SEK or 35 EUR.
One box including tax and shipping outside Europe costs 350 SEK or $55 USD.

They use PayPal. Shipping through regular Swedish Postal Service, approx 4-6 days from payment for Europe and US. Australia 5-9 days.

This is How to Order your Pipparkaka:

• Send an e-mail to order@pipparkakan.se

• Write your name and address and phone number and tell us which box that tickles you. The Black Silk or the Raspberry Purple, you can always order both.

• When you have placed your order you will get an e-mail from PayPal with a grateful request for payment, it will be sent to the e-mail address you used while placing the order. The box is sent to you as soon as payment has been received.

Enjoy a lustful cooking experience and bon appetit! And here's two Lovesick Recipes from them:

Kinky Glacé

1,5-2 dl icing sugar
Water
Oil
Baking colour

Pour the icing sugar into a small bowl. Carefully fill up with water so that it covers a centimeter over the sugar. Let rest for a while and then pour out the water that has not been absorbed by the sugar. Stir so that the glace is smooth and even.

If you want a shinier glace you just add a few drops of oil.

You can distribute the glace into more bowls and add cooking colour to get more colours to decorate with.

Then just use your imagination. Garters, hand cuffs and whips, a pipparkaka is not shy of anything, let the lust flow!


Pipparkaka dough ca 150

350 g butter
4 hg sugar
3 dl syrup
1 table spoon grinded ginger
1 tea spoon grinded cinnamon
1 tea spoon grinded clove
1 table spoom bicarbonate
3 dl whipped cream
1,5 kg flour

Stir melted butter, sugar and syrup to a nice mixture. Mix an elixir of love from the spices. Pour down the spice mix into the mixture and stir.

Whip the cream into a hard foam and pour down a little at the time.

Mix the bicarbonate with most of the flour and pour it into the mixture, knead into a steady dough. (Of course you can use various tools for this)

Wrap the dough into foil and let the love grow cool during the night... let the shapes inspire you in how to spent your time...

When the night is over, just do it! (Also the baking) Take some dough at the time and roll out large with a rolling pin to desired thickness, it does matter! The thinner, the harder... Dip the cutters in a bit of flour. Push the pipparkakor out of the flat dough and put on cold baking tins.

Grease or cover with baking paper and cook in the middle of the oven during 4-5 minutes at 200°C. Let the hot cookies cool off for a couple of minutes before you let yourself get seduced.

Interested in buying pipparkaksformar for your store? Please contact them at info@pipparkakan.se or call Susanne Burelo at +46 730-340 222

Like bad taste cookie cutters?
Then check out these:

 Fetal Bites, fetus shaped cookie cutters.



Crucifixion Cookie Cutters:

Spicy, Pricey And A Little Icy. I.D. Sarrieri Luxury Lingerie Embellished With Swarovski Crystals and Elements. *some pics NSFW




The breathtakingly beautiful lingerie label I.D. SARRIERI merges classic, romantic, retro, a little dominatrix and some 'ice' for a unique style of intimate fashions. Haute couture materials from France and Italy embellished with Swarovski Crystallized Elements, Swarovski silver studs, silk and fine lace define the collection’s identity of elegance. Bustiers, push-up bras, merry widows, garters, slips, panties and more are renowned for the impeccable details, quality and craftsmanship.

Below are just a few pieces from their many wild collections to get your adrenaline racing.

The ÁTAME! Collection (adorned with special Swarovski accessories):





The VIXEN Collection (with Crystallized Swarovski Elements):






The BLACK TEMPTATIONS Collection (with Crystallized Swarovski Elements and special harness accessory garnished with special Swarovski Elements):


The BELLE DU JOUR Collection (with fine tulle and Chantilly lace):



The IRRESISTIBLE Collection (Little black dress in Chantilly lace embellished with crystallized Swarovski Elements):


The LITTLE MERMAID Collection (Chantilly lace and fine tulle and stretch silk satin adorned in crystallized Swarovski Elements):


Other Collections such as the The LADY LOVELACE Collection and the SECRET NOVEMBER Collection are not embellished with Swarovski Crystals or Studs, but are equally as captivating:



Iulia Dobrin, who started the brand in 2002, proposed from the beginning to create not only “functional” lingerie pieces, but also luxurious and sophisticated lingerie designs for women with an understanding of what a modern and stylish 
lifestyle means today.

The high-end label is a favorite among celebrities - stars like Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes, Julianne Moore, Halle Berry, Cindy Crawford or Cameron Diaz are declared fans of the brand.

ID SARRIERI can now be found in over 35 countries and has been recognized by Forbes as one of the most luxurious lingerie brands.

Shop I.D. SARRIERI here

Move Over Silly Bands, Here's Some Sexy Bands For Grown-Ups.





If you haven't heard of silly bandz, you've either not come in contact with anyone under the age 20 in the past month or you live under a rock. As a matter of fact, the trend is so large that today The Daily What via joystiq has a post about the upcoming Silly Bandz Nintendo DS game from Zoo Games.



And even the technician at my dermatologist was wearing them last week.


above: children are stacking, trading and collecting Silly Bands like crazy

"Silly Bands" are the term given to shaped rubber bands that people have begun wearing as bracelets. The animal and object shaped colorful rubber bands have become collectible, traded and worn in multiples on the arms of kids and adults alike.



But if you want a little more adult version (or to compete with your children), Kikkerland has designed them in the shape of four different Kama Sutra positions- shown above on the wrist and below.



Made of silicone and sold 24 to a package (six of each design).

Kama Sutra Bands

Fetish Goes Formal With Couture Rubber Lingerie & Fashions From HMS Latex




above: Cage dress and Valentina gown

In 2006, Sophie Richardoz founded a Paris-based company that sells women's fashions crafted from rubber. Usually reserved for kinky creations, HMS latex has turned the clingy fabric into couture -- chic and sexy lingerie, dresses, gowns, skirts, tops, pants and accessories.





With bold colors, feminine details and a retro feel, the fashions move away from fetish and into more fashionable formal wear. Whether you want downright naughty or frilly and coquettish, their large selection of items can provide you with whatever fits your mood.





Here's a look at the smokin' hot 2010-2011 collection:

Dresses:
Milky Way and American Polka Dot:

Ivy and Illusion:

Victoria and Heartfelt:

Circle Halter and Fading Seams:

Lou Lou Fringe and Cage:

Valentine and Perrine:

Poison and Alice:

Gowns:
Aniqa and Lush:

Valentina:

Skirts and tops:
Pedrolino top and Overstitch skirt:

Viennetta top and Swirl skirt:

Charm High-waisted Skirt:

Ribbon Top and Reserved For Ms Smart top:

Rib Cage front/Spine back shirt:

Lush skirt and Illusion skirt:

Illusion skirt, detail:

Devil Mini skirt and Frilly Mini skirt:

Pants (capri and jeans):

Lingerie (bras, panties, girdles and teddies):

Zahira Torsolette:

Lush panties:

Cage bra:

Cage panties:

Ribbon Girdle:

Accessories:



Shop for these items and more at the HMS Latex online store or at their etsy store.


A big shout out to Thom Cordner for bringing this to my attention.
all images courtesy of HMSlatex, their etsy store and their facebook page