Meanwhile ... Check out Madame Tussausds/New York wax version of the non-fetused Aniston. Um ... yeah. Wow.
MILEY'S A SLUT, TAYLOR'S NOT; OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?: A writer for E! Online recently shared the following Instagram graphic comparing MILEY CYRUS and TAYLOR SWIFT.
"[Miley] is called a slut or a [B-word] every day [but] has been with the same guy for more than three years and is engaged to him.[Taylor] is called sweet, elegant and inspirational [but] has been with more than 13 guys for the past three years." Okay, "13 guys" is a slight exaggeration, but you gotta admit, she DOES date a lot of guys.
When Miley saw the graphic, she sent a message to the E! writer saying, quote, "This made me laugh. Thanks for making me smile. I needed it." However, she wants to make it clear she's not trying to start any beef with Taylor. "There is no tweet heat!" she wrote. "Don't go trying to make this look like I started any kinda drama. I laughed because I know."
IS LINDSAY LOHAN REALLY AS BROKE AS A BAD JOKE?: Word on the street is LINDSAY LOHAN is broke, but according to the Huffington Post, she's made at least $1.6 million this year.
Here's how they arrived at that number: Linds made $1 million to pose for "Playboy," $200,000 for her cameo in "Scary Movie 5," $300,000 to star in the Lifetime movie "Liz & Dick," $6,480 for her role in the indie flick "The Canyons," and that $100,000 loan from CHARLIE SHEEN.
So how is it she's so hard up for cash? Even if you add up her debts, which HuffPo did, there's still a good chunk left over.
Here's the math: In 2012, Lindsay racked up $234,000 in unpaid taxes from 2009 and 2010, $96,000 for the mansion she's renting, $144,000 in yearly rent on the storage locker she can't pay for anymore, and $40,000 she loaned to her mother so Dina wouldn't lose her house. All told, that comes out to $514,000.
So, again, how is it possible she's broke? Where'd the almost $1.1 million left over go? It couldn't have all gone to legal fees, could it?
DID ALICIA KEYS RIP OFF AN OLD SONG? WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE: ALICIA KEYS has been hit with a copyright infringement lawsuit. Songwriter Earl Shuman claims a snippet of "Girl on Fire" sounds too much like EDDIE HOLMAN'S 1970 single "(Hey There) Lonely Girl", which he wrote.
Shuman alleges the three notes in question constitutes an uncredited sample. Although the melody is kinda similar, I'm not entirely convinced. We Report, You Decide!
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COULD BE TRUE,COULD BE CRAP - SANTA'S BRINGING SURI CRUISE A 24K PLAYHOUSE: According to the not-always-reliable Britain's "Sun", in an effort to give Suri a great Christmas and make up for kicking her daddy to the curb, KATIE HOLMES has supposedly spent $48, 000 on gifts for the 6-year-old.
One of the most expensive is a $24,000 Victorian playhouse with running water and electricity, and amenities like recessed lighting, a media room and an eat-in kitchen. (PHOTO)
Suri's also getting an iPad mini, a $10,000 children’s version of a Mercedes Benz and a Chloe fur coat. And that’s just from Katie, imagine what Tom is getting her!
BABY POOP - SEXIEST MAN ALIVE AND WIFE EXPECTING: "People’s Sexiest Man Alive" is going to become the Sexiest Dad Alive. CHANNING TATUM and his wife-of-three-years Jenna Dewan-Tatum announced yesterday they are “expecting the birth of their first child next year.” In other words, "Magic Mike" is having a "Magic Tyke"! Hi-Yo!
