IS PARIS HILTON A HOMOPHOBE OR DID SHE JUST SOUND LIKE ONE?: PARIS HILTON was busted saying some pretty ignorant things about gay men while taking a cab ride in New York City earlier this month.

Unbeknownst to Paris, the cab driver recorded her and a friend talking about an app for gay guys who want to hook up.

After the guy -- who himself is gay -- explained to Paris how it works, she said, quote, "Eww. Eww. To get [effed]? Gay guys are the horniest people in the world. "

"They're disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS. I would be so scared if I was a gay guy. You'll like, die of AIDS."

IN DENIAL: Paris' rep worked ovetime to spin explain her remarks, and here's what her came up with: "Paris Hilton's comments were to express that it is dangerous for anyone to have unprotected sex that could lead to a life threatening disease."


The rep added that the clips released by the cabbie were taken out of context, and that Paris is a huge supporter of the gay community and did not mean to offend anyone.

FIONA APPLE BUSTED IN SIERRA BLANCA: Any other day you wouldn't be reading one word about singer FIONNA APPLE on this blog, but due to the fact that she's the latest singer popped for possession at the Sierra Blanca checkpoint just down the road from us, I would be remiss to not mention it.

Fiona got called out by a drug-sniffing dog that found hash and a small amount of plain old weed on her person after rolling up on the checkpoint on her way to a show in Austin.


She was held overnight, and released on $10,000 bail.  Possession of ANY amount of hash is a felony in Texas. The pot possession charge is only a misdemeanor.

WILLIE NELSON and SNOOP DOGGhave previously been busted at Sierra Blanca by their clearly over worked drug-sniffing dogs.

THE VERY DEFINITION OF IRONY: Here’s a fun fact … Fiona's most famous song is called "Criminal", which begins with the words “I’ve been a bad, bad, girl” and includes the line, "What I need is a good defense / 'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal."  

DUMB CELEBRITY QUOTES - KIM KARDASHIAN: In an interview with some Australian website, KIM KARDASHIAN was asked who she'd like to trade places with for a day. She chose JESUS.

Quote, "Jesus. Because I think it would be pretty fascinating to see the power that he had." 

'Trade places' would infer that Jesus would have to be Kim for a day, yes? Man, that would be a really crappy thing to do to Him, no?  

KANYE WEST SHOWS US HIS (CRUDE) TWEETS: Never one to keep things that happen between him and girlfriend KIM KARDASHIAN between them, KANYE WEST struck again, tweeting some VERY obscene details about their bedroom antics yesterday.


 “I just (effed) Kim so hard,” West tweeted. And it obviously ticked Kim off because the tweet was taken down shortly thereafter. No harm, no foul then, right? Wrong.

In the short time it was on his Twitter feed, it was re-tweeted over 7,000 times!

 I don’t know whom to be more disappointed with: Kanye for tweeting something so disrespectful, or Kim for still being with him. Keep in mind he’s already written a song about her in which he refers to her as a ‘Perfect Bitch’

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS FOR SEPTEMBER 21 – RICKI LAKE AND MORE

CELEBRITIES WITHOUT MAKEUP - KATHY GRIFFIN: Sometimes when I see KATHY GRIFFIN on TV or the red carpet I'm like, 'day-um, girl be looking foine!'

But I can now say without any fear of contradiction from the masses that it's all thanks to makeup. (PHOTO)