Shocking, huh, since Linds is usually such a paragon of healthy living.
LINDSAY LOHAN KICKED OUT OF COMMUNITY SERVICE PROGRAM: LINDSAY LOHAN can't even manage to do her community service right. If you recall, LiLo was ordered to do 360 hours of service at L.A.'s Downtown Women's Center as part of her probation on her shoplifting charge.
The judge said she had to serve at least four hours at a time, but according to TMZ's sources, Lindsay would often split after about an hour and she also failed to show for nine scheduled visits. As a result, Lindsay has been booted from the Women's Center and re-assigned to the Red Cross.
She has a status hearing next Wednesday, and things might not go too well. On the other hand, she was given a year to complete her hours, so this probably something that will get her a scolding and not something that'll send her back to jail.
UH-OH, BRUCE WILLIS IS NOT HAPPY WITH ASHTON KUTCHER: The "National Enquirer" is claiming that BRUCE WILLIS is P.O'ed with ASHTON KUTCHER because he, quote, "dirtied his clan's carefully cultivated, hip family image and made Demi look like a fool."
Bruce and Ashton had actually become pretty good friends, but now that bond is, quote, "completely destroyed."
Meanwhile ... "Us Weekly" claims that Demi is so upset these days that she's hardly eating. Their source call her "superskinny" and adds that she's "hard to look at."
On a related note ... Ashton and Demi were together Wednesday night, still wearing their wedding rings. The pair was spotted leaving a building in Beverly Hills after allegedly seeing a marriage counselor. They walked out within seconds of each other, and left in separate cars.
CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY LIST FOR FRIDAY OCTOBER 14 INCLUDES USHER AND STACY KEIBLER
COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP - JULIANNE HOUGH CAUGHT KISSING CO-STAR: A woman called into an Ohio radio show yesterday to rat out "Dancing With the Stars" pro dancer JULIANNE HOUGH for a supposed indescretion.
According to the caller, the cast was in Nashville for a screening of the movie earlier this week and hit up a bar afterwards. That's where she says she saw Julianne making out with her "Footloose" costar KENNY WORMALD. Quote, "She was definitely not concerned about RYAN SEACREST that night."
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SNAP SHOT: KIM KARDASHIAN, in Dubai with her mom, was spotted yesterday wearing a traditional Burqa ...
WHITNEY HOUSTON FLIPS OUT OVER HAVING TO WEAR SEAT BELT: TMZ reports WHITNEY HOUSTON was involved in an on-board incident on a domestic flight late earlier this week after refusing to fasten her seatbelt.
In the words of an eyewitness, she "got diva" with a crew member, but when another attendant informed her that she'd be kicked off the plane if she didn't comply, Whitney allowed the woman to buckle the belt for her.
Whitney has had issues with substance abuse in the past, but according to People magazine's source, Whitney was not "drunk, drinking or on drugs -- she was just exhausted." Added a source close to Whitney,"She overreacted a little bit after missing an earlier flight but she's still 100% sober and was on the way to Detroit for her first day of shooting a new movie."
MICHAEL JACKSON MADNESS - CONRAD MURRAY TRIAL DAY 12: Not much sizzle today in Dr. Murray's manslaughter trial. Just testimony from a couple of propofol experts. You can read a more detailed synopsis HERE.
The document refers to the Jacksons as "protected persons," and adds that their privacy “shall be deemed to be confidential and secret."
As far as dressing room requests ... Janet prefers "cut white tulips," but if those aren't available she's willing to accept white gardenias or white roses.
-Candles: Janet demands unscented candles that are "three to four inches in diameter," and scented votive candles that smell like "red currant."
-Food and Beverages: Janet doesn't need alcoholic beverages, but she does want, quote, "Gaterdade" (sic) assorted Crystal Lite drink mixes, organic creamy peanut butter and Orbit gum.
QUOTE/UNQUOTE - SIMON COWELL: SIMON COWELL was on "The Wendy Williams Show" yesterday, and Wendy asked him about the chemistry between he and PAULA ABDUL and whether he'd ever hook up with her …
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Simon said she probably wants to, but he wouldn't because then they'd have to talk afterward. WENDY also asked him about ‘X-Factor’ judge NICOLE SCHERZINER …
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Simon compared her to Jessica Rabbit, with the brain of Daffy Duck!
BABY POOP: TINA FEY enjoyed the beautiful weather in New York City by taking her two girls to the Bronx Botanical Gardens, where paparazzi caught the first shot of two-month old Penelope Athena …
