BRITNEY SPEARS HAS ANOTHER CROTCH SHOT INCIDENT!!!: Oops! She did it again. Hi-Yo! BRITNEY SPEARS was caught exposing her down there parts last week in the U.K. as she stepped -- very unlady-like, I might add -- into a car.
The paparazzi, of course, were there to capture the moment. Fortunately for Brit, she was wearing panties this time ...
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IN DENIAL - SWEARS THAT'S NOT HIS PENIS: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE denies that's his thingy on MILA KUNIS' cellphone.
After Mila's phone was hacked last week, her personal photos of J.T. were leaked to the Internet. One showed him lying in bed shirtless and another had him wearing pink panties on his head. Among the stolen pics was a penis shot, but according to a source close to Justin, it's not his genitalia.
A PR person with an obvious sense of humor released the following statement to "People": "Mr. Timberlake would like us to make it clear that while he might write songs about putting things in boxes, he never has and definitely doesn't make a habit of taking any photos of them and sending them.
Ms. Kunis would like us to add that while she is a fan of the song, she does not have nor has ever had photos of any male parts in her possession."
RELATED - LINDSAY LOHAN AVOIDS POSSIBLE EMBARRASSMENT: LINDSAY LOHAN has dodged her own possible tabloid nightmare.
Last week Linds lost her cellphone, which was allegedly full of personal photos and other stuff she didn't want published. Only this time, the guy who found the phone outside a New York City nightclub didn't run to TMZ. Instead, he tracked down Lindsay's people and returned it. He reportedly didn't even get a reward
CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY LIST FOR MONDAY SEPTEMBER 19 INCLUDES JIMMY FALLON AND ALISON SWEENEY OF ‘BIGGEST LOSER’
BEFORE THEY WERE FAMOUS - LADY GAGA AND KAT VON D: Before LADY GAGA was The Next Big Thing, she got a back tatt done by KAT VON D. Watch as she gushed to Kat about working with NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK …
THE EMMYS: CHARLIE SHEEN presented the Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series last night, and surprisingly behaved himself. In fact, he extended yet another olive branch to his old show …
He said, quote, "I wanna take a moment to get something off my chest and say a few words to everybody here from 'Two and a Half Men': From the bottom of my heart, I wish you nothing but the best from this upcoming season.We spent eight wonderful years together, and I know you will continue to make great television."
Charlie later met with his replacement, ASHTON KUTCHER, backstage and Tweeted this picture of them together with the caption, "Giving the new kid a little advice."
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2. Someone always gets left our during the "In Memoriam.” This time, it was JEFF CONAWAY. Long before he was a drug-addled hot mess, Jeff played Bobby Wheeler on "Taxi". But last night, the Academy chose not to recognize that.
Also left out, were Clarice Taylor, who played Grandma Huxtable on "The Cosby Show", and Len Lesser, who played Uncle Leo on "Seinfeld".
3. "Modern Family" was the big winner at last night's Emmys, bringing in FIVE awards, including the first two of the evening. JULIE BOWEN won the night's first Emmy, for Supporting Actress in a Comedy. Then her TV husband, TY BURRELL, won Supporting Actor.
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THE BIG MISTAKE: “Cougar Town” star DAVID ROGERS made The Big Mistake over the weekend. He and “Army Wives” star SALLY PRESSMAN were married Saturday in Santa Barbara, California.