KIRSTIE ALLEY FALLS ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS": About twelve seconds into the beginning of KIRSTIE ALLEY'S "Dancing With the Stars" performance last night, she and partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy took an embarrassing tumble.


Maksim later said his thigh "just gave out" while he was trying to dip her and that it had nothing to do with her.

Poor thing. It's hard enough having the late night guys making fun of you (I'm looking at you George Lopez), and people genuinely surprised you're doing well despite your weight, as if to assume bigger ladies can't shake a leg, but then to have something like this happen on national television ... Oy, voy!

Despite the fall, the judges were kind with their comments, (--Bruno said, "Once you got up, it was better than ever."),and Kirstie ended up with a score of 21.

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SHOW US YOUR TWEETS: Yo, WENDY WILLIAMS, how your feet doin'? Not so good by the looks of this pic the talk show host and "Dancing with the Stars" contestant Tweeted ...


ROMANCE REPORT: Newly single JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and OLIVIA WILDE were hanging out together at the Roxbury in Hollywood Saturday night. Witnesses say they arrived together, and were, quote, "snuggled together in the VIP section" before leaving at 3:00 A.M.


Olivia herself, however, denied the relationship, Tweeting, "Cool it, honeybadgers. We are just friends and have been for years."

WHO'S THE CELEBRITY CUTIE PATOOTIE???: Who's the "Pirate" showing us some major buttcrack???

Scroll down to the "bottom" for the answer ...

WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE: 6 months pregnant KATE HUDSON was spotted drinking a glass of wine while in Argentina with her boyfriend ...


Is this a big deal? Ladies, where do you stand on the issue?

ONE OF GEORGE CLOONEY'S EXES and TODAY'S OTHER CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS


COVER SHOT: "People" has the REESE WITHERSPOON'S  wedding day photos. You gotta buy the mag for those, but we have the cover ...


QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "I can laugh about my own hiccups and my own experiences in life because I'm getting through it." -- CHRISTINA AGUILERA on her very public missteps.

(--Within a single month, she messed up the national anthem at the Super Bowl, almost wiped out on the Grammy stage and got arrested for public intoxication.)

On a related note ... LeANN RIMES performed the National Anthem at the NCAA Championship game last night ... AND NAILED IT!!!


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BABY NEWS: Former boxer and "Dancing With the Stars" alum Laila Ali gave birth to her second child, daughter Sydney, yesterday.


WHO'S THE CELEBRITY CUTIE PATOOTIE???: So who's the "Pirate" showing us some major buttcrack???

It's ORLANDO BLOOM showing us his vertical smile while picking out a bonsai tree in Malibu Valley the other day.