#3 KENDRA WILKINSON -- Quoth one stylist, “Kendra loves to look sexy, but she couldn’t care less how she smells. I don’t know if she has pets but she smells like urine most of the time. She almost never takes a shower, and doesn’t use perfume, either."
#2 UMA THURMA -- Says one stylist, “I worked with her on a shoot for a major fashion house. She’d often show up wearing clothes covered in crusty smelly food. I pulled a piece of shrimp off her back that I swear was 2 weeks old”
And the winner is ... revealed at the bottom of this posting!!! What? You didn't think I was gonna give it away on the first date, didya?
CHARLIE SHEEN vs DENISE RICHARDS!!! WHO YOU GOT???: The peace between CHARLIE SHEEN and ex-wife DENISE RICHARDS was shattered yesterday when Charlie went after Denise on Twitter for allegedly stealing two of his dogs.
Upon further investigating, though, the dogs were Denise's to begin with. But that didn't stop Charlie from Tweeting, "We must bombard with Warlock Napalm, that traitor and loser whore #DUH-neese POOR-ards. a vile kidnapper and now dog thief."
The story goes ... when she and Charlie separated, Denise left the two Pugs with Charlie so their daughters could feel more at home when they were with him. But last October -- after that little incident in a New York City hotel room you might've heard something about -- Charlie gave the dogs back after realizing he couldn't even take care of himself, much less two dogs.
All this time Charlie hasn't care about losing the dogs, but after asking Denise if he could have their daughters at his place for a TV special recently and she refused, they suddenly became an issue.
MARIAH SHOWS US HER TWEETS: MARIAH CAREY drew a giant butterfly on her equally-giant belly then Tweeted this picture of it ...
CHRIS BROWN'S NEIGHBORS HATE HIM: CHRIS BROWN is that guy. The Neighbor from Hell. And RadarOnline says neighbors at his West Hollywood condo can't stand him.
According to their source, he's "a problematic tenant" who along with this posse, "(traipse) around until the late hours of the night, (being)loud and totally disrespectful of his neighbors." Residents have reportedly been complaining, to the point where Chris has already received a warning. And he's only lived there a month.
"I did say to the producers that it might be to their advantage to not have me interview him, because my natural tendency would be to say something [about the controversy].
He added, "Don't put me in a position where you're asking me to not say something, 'cause I won't really do that. Even if it's just a snarky little aside."
COVER SHOT: RIHANNA wears some really short shorts on the cover of this week's "Rolling Stone". They're actually spray-on shorts!!! So, yeah, she's actually nekkid!!!
“There are photos. And a video. In them, the couple is engaged in various sex acts and using lots of filthy language. Since they were married at the time, no big deal, right? The man is wearing leather, a brown cap with a racist symbol, and a gun."
Who you got? Wait! Before you answer ... "When they broke up, he went to rehab, but left a short time later so he could get that tape. She was worried about it too. In case you’re wondering why she was so quiet after the breakup, it’s because she’s so vulnerable. He still has that tape.”
So, who you got?
VIDEO: DAME HELEN MIRREN's Hand and Footprint Ceremony At Grauman's Chinese Theater. Cleverly titled "Mirren Cements Her Hollywood Status" ...
WHO'S GOT THE WORST BODY ODOR IN HOLLYWOOD??? AND THE WINNER IS: According to a survey of celebrity stylists conducted by "Star", by far the smelliest star in Hollywood is ... MEL GIBSON!!!
The tab's celebrity stylist sources deem him "the worst-smelling celebrity on the planet," with one stylist on the set of his new movie describing his scent as "a combination of b.o. and cigarettes."
