According to London's "Mirror", this is what David Gest, Liza Minnelli's ex-husband and Michael's friend, said during a taping for a Jackson documentary that's supposed to air in the UK this October
"Whitney was having dinner with Michael at his Neverland home when she accidentally dropped her knife under the table. While Michael was retrieving it for her, Whitney felt her toes being sucked.
"She moaned, 'Michael, is that you? Don't stop. That's so sensual.' Yet Michael's head popped up and her toes were still being sucked. It turned out it was Bubbles [the chimp]."
IS THIS WHAT BEYONCE'S BABY WILL LOOK LIKE???: A forensic artist who has worked as a consultant for the FBI has come up with a picture of what he thinks the spawn of JAY-Z and BEYONCE will look like. If it's a boy, anyway. Jay and Bey haven't announced the gender yet.
IS KIM KARDASHIAN TRYING TO BUY BACK HER SEX TAPE???: Porn producers at Vivid Entertainment claim a mystery buyer wants to buy KIM KARDASHIAN'S famous sex tape with singer Ray J and take it off the Internet.
According to TMZ, the buyer has consulted a lawyer in Tennessee about acquiring the tape and is willing to pay big bucks. The buyer also wants to purchase all of the raw, unused footage that never made it to the DVD. While the buyer wasn't identified, the lawyer said that he or she, quote, "does not intend to distribute or broadcast the 'tape', but hopes to completely remove it from the market."
Obviously, most people assume this anonymous would-be buyer is Kim herself, or mama Kris.
CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS FOR WEDNESDAY AUGUST 31 INCLUDE RICHARD GERE AND DEBBIE GIBSON
IN DENIAL - ANGELINA JOLIE CLEARS UP RUMORS: ANGELINA JOLIE is denying some viral rumors in a new interview with "Vanity Fair". Angie tells the magazine (1.) she’s not pregnant, (2.) nor is she adopting any time soon. She also adds that (3.) there is no “secret wedding” in her and partner BRAD PITT'S future.
Jolie then goes on to talk about her upcoming film, "In the Land of Blood and Honey", which she wrote and directed but it's pretty boring stuff so I'll spare you the details.
COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP - JENNIFER ANISTION PREGNANCY RUMORS HEAT UP: The JENNIFER ANISTON pregnancy rumors are once again in full effect. Now that she and the man she pilfered have moved in together, "Us Weekly" claims she's been fetused.
Their proof is that Jen was supposedly sick during the couple's recent trip to Hawaii, and she wasn't drinking at Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi's August 20th anniversary party.
And if that's not enough for you, one insider told the magazine she, quote, "looked pregnant."
WILL BRITNEY NO LONGER NEED A CONSERVATORSHIP?:There was a routine hearing for BRITNEY SPEARS' conservatorship yesterday, reportedly to deal with accounting issues -- however, after Britney's tour concludes this fall, word is her doctors and advisers are going to meet to see how much longer the conservatorship needs to last.
A source said, "It's likely that Britney's business affairs will still remain under control of the conservatorship though, [but] they [may] determine that she no longer needs it for herself personally." on her own."
Meanwhile ... according to RadarOnline, Britney couldn't be more grateful that her father is overseeing her affairs. A source said, "Britney now recognizes that if her father hadn't stepped in and taken the action that he had, well, let's just say Britney is now crediting Jamie for saving her life."
"Britney's relationship with her dad is in a very, very good place now. She was extremely emotional backstage before leaving for the VMAs and kept telling her daddy how much she loves him."
